And ANOTHER thing https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRxUVE4o/

Faaaaaacts. Sheesh, wtf did they do to you bruh?

Only heard this song once and remembered all the minor inconveniences listed and knew that even remembering ONE lyric would one day come in handy. Glad to say, today was that day

*clears throat* ahem, " I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue From a razor in a paper cup I hope every soda you drink already shaken up I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's I hope there's always snow in your driveway I hope you never get off Fridays And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck And your headphones short, and your charger don't work And you spill shit on your shirt I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fade I hope you happy, I hope you happy I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy, ah"

Alexa cue up "Baby blue" by Action Jackson feat Chance the rapper

Honestly no. As long as it wasn't children or rapey then idc. I won't kink shame you but make no mistake, we are NOT trying everything you've seen in a porno. Idk where ppl get this idea that porn is for trying new shit in the bedroom. My leg does not go that way and why tf is their a midget dressed like a clown in the corner. Nahhhhhhhh

Oh yes. Guess it comes with finding and knowing yourself. You figure out what's actually important and the things you're attracted to should evolve. Physical attributes are great initially (gotta be attracted to something lol) but their not sustainable. But other personality traits make people more attractive

As you MF should. Cause your behavior is just that, YOUR responsibility and I will no longer be subjected to it. Sending positive energy your way

Our spaces only exist because of their incessant need to remind us where we're not welcomed. But when we create these spaces, their inner child entitlement kicks in and they gotta start fuckin up our good time because they're not included. Sometimes I do wonder if staying segregated would've done us better. But not the Jim Crow, hateful, discriminatory, treat us like shit segregation but the "you stay over there, and we'll stay over here" kind lol

I never looked at it in this perspective. From the standpoint of reciprocity, it's easy to say "if you don't, I'm not either" but from stance it's hard to say. I guess it would depend on if the partner likes to receive as a part of sex then I feel like a conversation should be had about my opinions on how you expect me to do something you're not even willing to try on me but you require it??🤨 If I want to, then I will but I don't think you should expect something of someone you're not willing to do yourself. Whew this was tricky😅

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Every time I try to get away from #NeicyNasty here you go with the questions that put my mind right in the gutter

Well....I guess I'll return once the men answer this joint

I would say a few things not to say: "I know how you feel" "How did they die?" Don't try to compare experiences unless I ask you for advice on how to cope. I kinda want to be left alone as well. Just go with the vibe, read the room. Ask them what they need and that's it

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