Kidney stones, hair loss, an incurable std.😏 also loneliness for the rest of their life. And I only have 1 true enemy, and I would wish them all on her simultaneously.
*clears throat* ahem," I hope you get a paper cut on your tongueFrom a razor in a paper cupI hope every soda you drink already shaken upI hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sunI hope your titties all saggy in your early 20'sI hope there's always snow in your drivewayI hope you never get off FridaysAnd you work at a Friday's that's always busy on FridaysI hope you win the lottery and lose your ticketI hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchenI hope the zipper on your jacket get stuckAnd your headphones short, and your charger don't workAnd you spill shit on your shirtI hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your faceCut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fadeI hope you happy, I hope you happyI hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy, ah"
Only heard this song once and remembered all the minor inconveniences listed and knew that even remembering ONE lyric would one day come in handy. Glad to say, today was that day
And ANOTHER thing https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRxUVE4o/
Diarrhea. Explosive.
Kidney stones, hair loss, an incurable std.😏 also loneliness for the rest of their life. And I only have 1 true enemy, and I would wish them all on her simultaneously.
I always pray for the police to shoot my enemies unarmed and get no charges in spite of protest
*clears throat* ahem, " I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue From a razor in a paper cup I hope every soda you drink already shaken up I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's I hope there's always snow in your driveway I hope you never get off Fridays And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck And your headphones short, and your charger don't work And you spill shit on your shirt I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fade I hope you happy, I hope you happy I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy, ah"
Alexa cue up "Baby blue" by Action Jackson feat Chance the rapper